Archive for January, 2009




Welcome back, Zombie Fans!

The holiday hiatus is over, and we’re back into the swing of things in the New Year! Since the comic started rather abruptly, with the girls emerging from their sealed strip club only to discover the walking dead roaming their city’s streets, I thought I would take the start of the new year as an opportunity to show you how things began. So, enjoy the backstory, and January’s pinup will be posted in the next day or two! Candi’s just dying for you to see it!

January Candi Preview


Stay Hungry!

My friend Becky Blanton and I collaborated over the past weekend to promote her entry (”Stay Hungry!”) in the Johnny Bunko: Lesson Seven contest over at JohnnyBunko.com. The idea was to enter the best advice you could give someone to succeed in their career. Out of hundreds of entries, Becky’s was chosen to be one of three finalists! One of the reasons that Becky’s advice is the best of the three: It applies to business and zombies: Stay Hungry!

Lesson Seven: Stay Hungry

This weekend, I illustrated a 16-page comic based on the Johnny Bunko characters and the concept of “staying hungry,” and you can download the e-book for free! The purpose of all this is to garner support for Becky’s entry into the contest. You can help us by going to JohnnyBunko.com and voting for “Stay Hungry”! We hope you enjoy the e-book, and maybe even learn a little something while you’re at it! …and in case it makes you more likely to check it out, a Zombie George Romero makes a guest appearance in the e-book!

So, check out the e-book, vote for Becky, and most importantly: Stay Hungry!




Miss January: Gearing up for Valentine’s Day

Valentines for VillainsValentine’s Day is creeping up behind us like a rotten zombie. …and just like dealing with the walking undead, Valentine’s Day demands that you come prepared. Fear not, my fellow Splut Sluts! For those of us who prefer “Boy Eats Girl” to “Boy Meets Girl” movies, I have the perfect Valentine cards for your psycho sweetie! To kick things off, here’s my Valentine’s card for all of you (pass it on!). As you’ll notice, a couple of our Tasty Flesh cuties make appearances over there! If you’d like to get your hands on a hard copy of these, you can buy a 32-pack of mini-valentines just like the ones you used to pass out in grade school! …except that these are covered in blood, zombies, strippers, and pure unbridled evil instead of He-Man and My Little Pony. (Although, to be fair, My Little Pony comes pretty close to pure unbridled evil… except for the actual bridles.) Careful who you hand these out to – you might incite violence (or something even sexier)!

Miss January ~ Candi

Also, as she’s featured on one of the mini-valentines, I thought I’d offer up January’s pin-up girl for your desktop wallpaper needs! I know she’s a little late this month – sorry! …but Candi was never the punctual type. If you’re interested in getting a tasty, high resolution version of Candi revisiting her former high school – heavily armed! – all you have to do is send in a donation to help keep Tasty Flesh up and running. It’s as easy as dropping a tip in the Evil Tip Jar, right at the bottom of the page! Just watch your fingers… that thing’s rusty, and when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?

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