Lol, I went to the range yesterday with my 12 gauge Zombie Apocolypse Protection (Z.A.P.) gun and shot zombie targets all day! I feel Im ready for when the zombies come! Alas, while there were some cute women at the range, none approached the sexiness and sheer ‘zombie killing determination’ of Stacy and company. Looking foreward to who is knocking on the door!
Now James, remember one of the most important things about becoming a zombie:
Zombies NEVER HAVE SEX. …I think that’s a pretty strong argument against joining the ranks of the undead. Well, maybe vampires, but certainly not zombies. Do you *really* want it to rot off, like a syphilitic nose? The zombies will never take me alive!
Exactly, Rain! …I take it you’ve seen “The Machine Girl”? If not, it’s everything you’re talking about, plus Japanese schoolgirls and a DRILL BRA. Yes, you read that correctly. DRILL BRA.
So, you’re suggesting to gnaw off your own leg rather than become a zombie? But what if I want to become a zombie?
@James, would becoming a zombie really change you? I mean, you knaw on people as is…
Yeah judging from the look on his face, I don’t think James changes much as a zombie.
I only gnaw on certain people, if I were a zombie I could gnaw on everyone!
Lol, I went to the range yesterday with my 12 gauge Zombie Apocolypse Protection (Z.A.P.) gun and shot zombie targets all day! I feel Im ready for when the zombies come! Alas, while there were some cute women at the range, none approached the sexiness and sheer ‘zombie killing determination’ of Stacy and company. Looking foreward to who is knocking on the door!
Now James, remember one of the most important things about becoming a zombie:
Zombies NEVER HAVE SEX. …I think that’s a pretty strong argument against joining the ranks of the undead. Well, maybe vampires, but certainly not zombies. Do you *really* want it to rot off, like a syphilitic nose? The zombies will never take me alive!
….of course, they usually don’t.
You make a compelling argument good sir. A very compelling argument.
Eeeeeeewwwww….zombie sex.
…I just remembered the glory that is amputated limbs: you can replace them with chainsaws, machine guns, flame throwers…the possibilities are endless!
Exactly, Rain! …I take it you’ve seen “The Machine Girl”? If not, it’s everything you’re talking about, plus Japanese schoolgirls and a DRILL BRA. Yes, you read that correctly. DRILL BRA.
Those are not Japanese Schoolgirls I would want a hug from…
Real Japanese Schoolgirls leave much to be desired.