Tasty Flesh

In order to allow Marty to recover from the holiday season, along with a nasty cold, Tasty Flesh will resume again after New Year’s. Hope you’re all enjoying the holidays, and look forward to more Tasty Flesh action next year!

Hey everyone!

If you’re here at Tasty Flesh, reading the comics week after week, it shows me you have a certain… gastrointestinal fortitude. What the laymen would call “the stomach for it.” Seeing as you’ve shown so much digestive promise, I’d like to point you in the direction of the Martin Whitmore Meat Market! It’s the shop where I sell the awful things that I make, so that you can buy them and inflict them on the world at large! We’re now offering full color prints of the monthly Tasty Flesh pinups there, as well. So if you’ve got some twisted friends you need gifts for, I’ve got several new t-shirts available, as well as greeting cards, stickers and prints. So go get yourself a taste! …and try the Soylent Green: it’s delicious!

Hey folks, welcome to December! A month riddled with rampant consumerism and concern for your fellow man… so I thought that this month’s pinup should be concerned with consuming her fellow man! That’s right everyone: This month’s pinup is a zombie herself!

Back in October, I found out that professional writer, internet celebrity, and all-around-cool-person Violet Blue was enjoying Tasty Flesh. A little birdie also told me that she had unfortunately missed out on a chance to be photographed for a zombie pinup calendar! …so I thought to myself, “Why not make Violet my December zombie pinup?” A month later, here we are with a sexy undead pinup portrait of the lovely Miss Blue! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I do. Looks like someone’s been taking some tiny nibbles out of her! If you’d like to get yourself a copy of it for your desktop wallpaper, all you have to do is drop something into the Evil Tip Jar and tell me what size you want! The Tip Jar, of course, is located at the bottom of the page. Just scroll down ’til you see the twitching hand in a jar, and click on it!

It’s come to my attention lately that some of the terminology I’ve been using in Tasty Flesh isn’t part of some readers’ vocabularies. In an effort to both entertain and educate my readers, I’m offering the first installment of Tasty Flesh’s Word of the Day!

Today’s word is: “Viking Funeral” orig.- Vikings, duh. n. - 1. One of various types of services in remembrance to the dead in which the body and belongings of the deceased are consumed by flames. 2. Burning down an entire building full of zombies that just ate one of your best friends.
ex- You zombies may have eaten Jimmy, but I’m gonna throw him a viking funeral and take care of all of you!

I hope you’ve all enjoyed the Word of the Day, and maybe even learned something, too! See? Learning can be fun! All you need are strippers.

Ah, November. When we think of the current month, often what comes to mind are Turkeys, Pilgrims, Halloween Hangovers, changing leaves…. and hot chicks armed to the teeth. What, that’s not the first thing you think of? Well, let’s see if we can change that!

This month’s Tasty Flesh Pinup is Robin, our very own Pepper-Spray Princess! If you’d like to get Robin onto your desktop (and who wouldn’t?), all you have to do is drop a little something in the Evil Tip Jar at the bottom of the page to support the comic! Giving you pinup desktops for your tips is one way I get to show you my appreciation for expressing your appreciation.

Of course, if you’re just joining us, and you’d rather get a Stacy pinup for your tip, just tell us that when you’re dropping something in the bucket! We’re eager to please.