Valentine’s Day is creeping up behind us like a rotten zombie. …and just like dealing with the walking undead, Valentine’s Day demands that you come prepared. Fear not, my fellow Splut Sluts! For those of us who prefer “Boy Eats Girl” to “Boy Meets Girl” movies, I have the perfect Valentine cards for your psycho sweetie! To kick things off, here’s my Valentine’s card for all of you (pass it on!). As you’ll notice, a couple of our Tasty Flesh cuties make appearances over there! If you’d like to get your hands on a hard copy of these, you can buy a 32-pack of mini-valentines just like the ones you used to pass out in grade school! …except that these are covered in blood, zombies, strippers, and pure unbridled evil instead of He-Man and My Little Pony. (Although, to be fair, My Little Pony comes pretty close to pure unbridled evil… except for the actual bridles.) Careful who you hand these out to – you might incite violence (or something even sexier)!
Miss January ~ Candi
Also, as she’s featured on one of the mini-valentines, I thought I’d offer up January’s pin-up girl for your desktop wallpaper needs! I know she’s a little late this month – sorry! …but Candi was never the punctual type. If you’re interested in getting a tasty, high resolution version of Candi revisiting her former high school – heavily armed! – all you have to do is send in a donation to help keep Tasty Flesh up and running. It’s as easy as dropping a tip in the Evil Tip Jar, right at the bottom of the page! Just watch your fingers… that thing’s rusty, and when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?