Friday | July 3rd, 2009
In case you missed the banners here on the site, we’re having a big fucking sale at the Meat Market this week. 33.3333% off everything, including shirts (like the Tasty Flesh shirt that belongs in *every* zombie-killing badass’s wardrobe!), prints, canvas prints (like the 18×24″ canvases of your favorite Tasty Flesh gals), and even commissioned artwork! That way, you save money when you hire me to do that special picture of Stacy you’ve always wanted. Yeah, you know the one.
Why are we having a sale? Let me lay it out for you:
1. I love my fans! You guys make it possible for me to do what I love, and I want to show you I appreciate it! If you weren’t here, I’d just be drawing strippers and zombies for myself. …and that’s kinda creepy.
2. We’ve got some amazing new merchandise coming up in the next couple weeks, and we want to clear out the stuff sitting on the shelves first. Wait ’til you guys see this stuff - some part of you will *explode* with happiness. I make no guarantee as to which part.
3. Cashflow! You know how expensive it is to fully equip a zombie stronghold? We had to divert a hot spring 17 miles so we’d have a working hot tub in the bunker. Also, the rent on that zombie stronghold is a bitch.
The sale only runs through Thursday (less than 54 hours till the 33.3333% off coupon code - DISCOUNTMEAT - stops working!), so if you want some really great stuff for a really obscene price, you’d better get a move on. You’ll have to be like one of those 28 Days Later zombies, not so much the Shaun of the Dead types. The fast zombie catches the screaming sorority girl!
Here you go, everyone: the long-awaited February pinup! This month’s girl is Stacy again (she IS the star of the show, right?), but don’t worry: the rest of the girls will get their time in the spotlight, too. We’ve still got 7 months to go! Also, some of you may recognize the linework from this month’s pinup from the upcoming Tasty Flesh t-shirt. What can I say? I couldn’t help myself. I thought the drawing really did a great job of capturing the spirit of the comic (hot chicks, zombies, and buckets of blood), so it went on the shirt! Feast your eyes, folks: this one’s a beauty!
Step right up, folks, and get yourself one of these gorgeous new Tasty Flesh shirts!
This shirt tells all your friends you read the greatest Strippers vs. Zombies comic on the internet! …it also tells them that you’re not afraid to swing around some lawn & garden equipment if the going gets zombie. Show your support for the comic, and be a good minion, and head over to the Meat Market to preorder yours today!
Hope you’re all having a great Valentine’s Day! For those of you who may have missed it, here are my Valentines for you! But, since it’s a day for love, I wanted to show you all a little extra and post this drawing I made last week. Since we’re all Zed-Heads around here, I figured you might like it. …and those of you familiar with that wonderful piece of children’s television will appreciate it all the more! Note the little girl with the chainsaw. You can call her: “Prairie Dawn of the Dead!”
Valentine’s Day is creeping up behind us like a rotten zombie. …and just like dealing with the walking undead, Valentine’s Day demands that you come prepared. Fear not, my fellow Splut Sluts! For those of us who prefer “Boy Eats Girl” to “Boy Meets Girl” movies, I have the perfect Valentine cards for your psycho sweetie! To kick things off, here’s my Valentine’s card for all of you (pass it on!). As you’ll notice, a couple of our Tasty Flesh cuties make appearances over there! If you’d like to get your hands on a hard copy of these, you can buy a 32-pack of mini-valentines just like the ones you used to pass out in grade school! …except that these are covered in blood, zombies, strippers, and pure unbridled evil instead of He-Man and My Little Pony. (Although, to be fair, My Little Pony comes pretty close to pure unbridled evil… except for the actual bridles.) Careful who you hand these out to - you might incite violence (or something even sexier)!
Miss January ~ Candi
Also, as she’s featured on one of the mini-valentines, I thought I’d offer up January’s pin-up girl for your desktop wallpaper needs! I know she’s a little late this month - sorry! …but Candi was never the punctual type. If you’re interested in getting a tasty, high resolution version of Candi revisiting her former high school - heavily armed! - all you have to do is send in a donation to help keep Tasty Flesh up and running. It’s as easy as dropping a tip in the Evil Tip Jar, right at the bottom of the page! Just watch your fingers… that thing’s rusty, and when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?
